bə-lō'nē mō'gəls(n.pl.) 1. A group of drinkers with a shredding problem. 2. The combination of snow, booze, and metal.


UTAH Bound (Who Wants to Live Forever?)

Boloney Moguls is off to blast UTAH hard.

The attack plan:
1. Leave from points east in New York and Washington, D.C.
2. Get sauced in airports from HOTlanta to Dallas
3. Arrive in SLC and commence operation Slaughter Salt Lake
4. Confer with Bobby Sharp about taking over the Days Inn South in lovey Midvale, Utah
5. Wake up ass early and ride SnowBird
6. Shred in what looks to be some epic bluebird days
7. Attempt to avoid the onslaught of avalanches
6. Apres-ski extremely hard
7. Repeat steps 5-6 3x
8. Cram several trips to hooters in

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