bə-lō'nē mō'gəls(n.pl.) 1. A group of drinkers with a shredding problem. 2. The combination of snow, booze, and metal.


None More Blacker Update (The End of Times in Upon Us)

Breaking news from the depths of the underworld, None More Blacker has been completed and sent to DVD production. The total film clocks in at an astounding 38 minutes of boozing, shredding, and of course, a whole lot of metal.

A short preview of the Official Soundtrack
Dethklok - Thunderhorse
The 69 Eyes - Lost Boys
Grim Reaper - See You in Hell
and many, many more.

DVD package will include: the full snow epic, bonus features, and all character teasers.

For more previews, check out the teaser playlist right here: All the teasers, one playlist.

If you would like a limited edition first-run copy. Please contact me as soon as possible. Price is 1,00,000$ per copy, but that could be negotiable. We're still hoping for a late May premiere in Walton and perhaps a video tour, kicking off at Katie's in Smithtown, NY.