bə-lō'nē mō'gəls(n.pl.) 1. A group of drinkers with a shredding problem. 2. The combination of snow, booze, and metal.


None More Blacker is Upon Us (Premiere Time)

Here it comes. None More Blacker is officially being premiered for the general public in a stupendous red carpet event at the Dong residence. The first-ever full-length Boloney Moguls feature documents the trials and tribulations of this East Coast shred crew as they tour the world and elsewhere seeking sicky pow pow, and of course, booze.

The premiere will be held on Saturday, June 27th. Expect food, booze, and of course, plenty of metal. There will be a two drink minimum before the screening begins and sobriety will NOT be tolerated. After the initial screening - aiming for between 9 and 10 P.M. - and subsequent tar-and-feathering I will receive for the poor quality of the film, beer pong and binge drinking - as well as NMB on loop - will follow.

Dress code: None more blacker of course with a philosophy of "Dressed to Kill." Interpret however you see fit. Contact me for invite and RSVP, or any other questions.

We are accepting orders of the limited edition DVD which includes the feature as well as the official soundtrack. But they are going fast, so reserve now so you will receive your copy on the launch day.

Here, again, is the initial teaser of this epic. See you Saturday. Stay thirsty my friends.


Snow Monster Strikes Again (News Flash)

In a surprising turn of events, Washington, D.C. has been attacked by the infamous snow monster that has plagued mountains across the continent this winter. Even more shocking is the attack comes in the heat of the early Summer. Washingtonians: Watch out, he's coming for you.

This winter, we saw this mythic beast attack skiers out in Jackson Hole and Snowbird. Then we saw an attack against the gondolas at Whistler. Perhaps this beast now has a taste for metal?