bə-lō'nē mō'gəls(n.pl.) 1. A group of drinkers with a shredding problem. 2. The combination of snow, booze, and metal.


Nitro Circus Season II (Bigger Budget = Bigger Death)

In a very exciting bit of news, Nitro Circus - the only thing worth watching on MTV - will be back for a second even bigger season August 27th. Judging from this teaser, things are looking very good.


Shocking News (Really, I'm Just So Surprised)

Danny Kass, a drug user??? What are the chances? Come on, I just had no idea.

In breaking news from New Zealand, Danny Kass, as well as Louie Vito, have been arrested and facing charges for possession of a "not insignificant amount" of cannabis.

More info can be found over at ESPN even though details seem to be extremely sketchy.

Really, I just can't imagine this guy getting busted for drugs...

Now, if only they got Magoon too, snowboarding would be about 95% less trashy, and the entire population of park rats would loose their idols.