bə-lō'nē mō'gəls(n.pl.) 1. A group of drinkers with a shredding problem. 2. The combination of snow, booze, and metal.


Snow Reports (East Vs. West)

Mount Snow, VT

Jackson Hole, WY


Boloney Strikes Back (Or How I Stopped Fearing and Learned to Love Corbets' Couloir)

It's been a hot and long summer. The board has a fine layer of dust on it and the gear is buried under wetsuits, surf leashes, and board shorts, but not for long.

Today I received a phone call. One of many I've received recently from BP, but this one was different. A simple phrase was uttered, with substantial implications:

"It's booked."

It being, Jackson Hole, WY - Perhaps the gnarliest mountain in America. This season will see many things. Likely day trips to Hunter and Bellyare. Other-nighters to Mount Snow. Perhaps an outing to Tits' McGee's new place in Okemo. One thing is for sure though - the crew is going to Jackson Hole, and There Will Be Blood.

Here's something to get you psyched on life:

Somehow they've already gotten video of me taking the first drop: