bə-lō'nē mō'gəls(n.pl.) 1. A group of drinkers with a shredding problem. 2. The combination of snow, booze, and metal.


Pic of the Day (Pull Up Your F'ing Pants)

In the first installment - in what will surely not be a daily occurrence - for Pic of the Day is this offering by one Mister Dong Stul. These characters were spotted getting on the lift at Mount Snow.

Clearly, the bums have not lost. Skiiers: Pull up your pants, you're starting to look like NJ park rats. Dong couldn't be righter with this caption: "Umm...yeah, if you know this guy...hit him for me. Then pull his pants up."

None More Blacker - Featuring Tim (Teaser 3)

As insidious hordes of indentured servants slave over film and meticulously splice together the snow epic "None More Blacker," another teaser has been released. In this clip, watch as Tim kills the slopes with his laid back style and skitheeast skill. Equipped with a cigarette in one hand, a red bull in the other, and a bottle of Jack in the other, this man knows how to ski.