bə-lō'nē mō'gəls(n.pl.) 1. A group of drinkers with a shredding problem. 2. The combination of snow, booze, and metal.


Boloney Moguls 09/08: None More Blacker (Coming Spring '09 to Kill You)

More metal than humanly and humanely possible, the Boloney Moguls vid “None More Blacker” is currently on location filming and is in the early phases of editing. This year’s thrilling odyssey sees Boloney Moguls tearing up hills from Pennsylvania to Vermont, from Utah to Wyoming. Such hotels ravaged in this offering include the SLL (Snow Lake Lodge for the unfamiliar) the DIS (Days Inn South) and many, many more. What happens when you combine altitude and alcohol? Boloney happens and Greatness emerges.

Be prepared for a roller coaster ride of Onesies, Weaponry, burning hair, slight man on man, antics and alcohol, metal and of course, a whole lot of shredding.

This year’s cast of characters, skiers, riders, and shredders includes the industry staples TK, DK, Dong Stoole, Power Seen, Browntown himself, Metal Meeschey, and Cappa. Making their first Boloney appearances, Pukey and aTheFilter. And of course, many, many more.

Already over budget and over indulgent, this year’s sure to be smash hit thrill ride has destroyed cameras, gear, and livers. Be sure to stay tuned for more updates and teasers.


Jackson Hole Countdown (32 Days to Death)

In 32 Days, Boloney is off to Jackson Hole.

Current conditions: RAD with strong chances of Gnarly
Temps at the Summit: -10 with 18 MPH winds
Snow: 19 inches in the last 72 hours
YTD Snowfall: 284 inches


Snowbird Termination (A Machine from the Future – Sent to Shred)

From the future came a hero, or a villain. It is impossible to know its source, but at 8:15 A.M. Mountain Time at Snowbird, a robot from the future appeared. Constructed from advanced metals and adhesive, equipped with a functioning reverse tranceiver-receiver his mission was clear: to Terminate.

Without warning, it struck. Searching for John Conor and epic pow, it shredded unlike any other hunter killer time travel has. Fast turns on hard pack with mind-ray-reading deflective equipment in place, it was a machine not to be reckoned with.

Terminators on your mountain: A threat more common than you think.