bə-lō'nē mō'gəls(n.pl.) 1. A group of drinkers with a shredding problem. 2. The combination of snow, booze, and metal.


Boloners off to UTAH (Pukey Poems II)

With three Boloners getting ready for an out WEST trip to UTAH for a few days, Pukey has graced us with another poem:

Another epic weekend has come and gone,
celebrating the births of DK and Dong.
Now in only 24 hours to Utah some boloners will go,
to shred in some fluffy western snow.
They'll walk from the Days Inn South through an abandoned lot,
to get to Hooters where the wings ARE the only things that are hot ;)
While I'm stuck at work and the arctic weather here,
you'll be raging and rocking and reaching for a near beer.
Home just in time for Barry's big day,
Who the fuck cares?! Sleep the day away!
I may seem a bit bitter but have a great trip,
and have fun in the pow pow that looks like cool wHHHip!!!

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