bə-lō'nē mō'gəls(n.pl.) 1. A group of drinkers with a shredding problem. 2. The combination of snow, booze, and metal.


Snowbird (From Idea to Reality in 24 Hours)

What was called "impossible." What was called "idiotic." What the critics believed was "the worst idea since Waterworld II," is now a reality. Boloney Moguls will be blasting SLC hard to celebrate MLK weekend and President-Elect Obama's inauguration.

We plan to stay in the crappiest part of SLC to be able to better invest our money into near-beer. The Days Inn "South" sounds pretty suitable to this guy.

The mountains: Snowbird, Solitude, Brighton, (Alta for those ski bitches). These places have elevation above 11,000 ft and verticals of more than 3000 ft.

We'll likely be sleep-deprived, altitude crushed, and on a steady diet of neer-beer, but we will be in Utah. And you won't.


Schemes (08-09 Winter Season)

Plans are developing. The weekends are filling. And the snow is falling from the Rockies to the Mad River Valley.

Major Trips On the Books (Or in the "we were drinking and it seemed like a good idea" category)

Bri-DK Fest (Part Deux): 1/9 - 1/11
A weekend celebrating birthdays of two founding members. Pico mountain, perhaps a day at SugarBush or Killington as well. The current incarnation of the infamous "K04" and "K05" train wrecks.

Snowbird (Boloney Moguls wants Seconds): 1/19
Thank you President-Elect Obama for giving me Tuesday off. Thank you Dead Snow for playing at Sundance. Thank you Utah for charging an arm and a leg for airfare you f'ing Mormons.

Febuary: A void devoid of planning.

Action Jackson: 3/1 - 3/7
5 Boloners, 1 Hole, Jackson.


Spicy Boule Weekend (An Illustrated Take)

Because of my loss of camera on the slopes of Mount Snow on Friday morning - I'm sure no way connected to the 17 beers I had between 9-11 A.M. - we lacked all documentation of the weekend's trip - besides my expertly written narrative. To remedy this situation, BP has bravely stood up and applied his grand graphic arts education to the task. I present to you a preview of, Mount Snow: The Spicy Boule Weekend

The day begins - Coors Original flowing from the Rookies, Last Night's Baileys flowing from Kath

Rainbow Bright Strikes Back - A BP right hook to a Seen's left jaw from a Skittle Vest

Dead Snow (Or the Greatest Film Ever Made by Intelligent Society)

What do you get when you combine Nazis, Zombies, and Snow? You get Dead Snow. It's a normal story. Group goes on ski trip. Group awakes zombie Nazis. Group must battle zombie Nazis. And I guess the hot chick (but not hottest) and one guy will survive. Really, when I say it that way it is almost boring. And it's even more metal because its all in Norwegian. Those Scandinavians sure know how to rock. Once this masterpiece makes it to DVD, it will be purchased and should be burned into all peoples' collective memories.