bə-lō'nē mō'gəls(n.pl.) 1. A group of drinkers with a shredding problem. 2. The combination of snow, booze, and metal.


Metal Music (The Soundtrack of Boloney)

Here's a quick summary of some tracks that should be burned into the ear drums of all boloners or those aspiring to boloney.

In the category of "awesome intros" I'd say that has to go to VADER's "This is War." From the start to about 2:30 is an intro so epic, I wish I entered every room with this sort of brutality.

Cool indy metal track by some college kids. Another reminder of how awful I am at guitar:

New Killswitch is on the way. Look for the new album to drop right after NONE MORE BLACKER. This song is epic:


No Plans (Masse Tequila)

So this weekend, Pukey, Dong, and myself got together for a no plans weekend. It was a great success. In a quick wrap-up, there was: a bottle of tequila crushed, a fat wad strewn about, axe throwing, surfing, MTBing, much driving, and the Feast of St. Anthony's thrown in.

Check out Pukey and myself's Picasa pages for full event imagery. But check out some of our sweet videos below:

Me, kicking the crap out of Pukey. She clearly, did not win.

Streetcar Cleary showing how to properly lob an axe in an updated version of the knife game: