bə-lō'nē mō'gəls(n.pl.) 1. A group of drinkers with a shredding problem. 2. The combination of snow, booze, and metal.


Dead Snow (Or the Greatest Film Ever Made by Intelligent Society)

What do you get when you combine Nazis, Zombies, and Snow? You get Dead Snow. It's a normal story. Group goes on ski trip. Group awakes zombie Nazis. Group must battle zombie Nazis. And I guess the hot chick (but not hottest) and one guy will survive. Really, when I say it that way it is almost boring. And it's even more metal because its all in Norwegian. Those Scandinavians sure know how to rock. Once this masterpiece makes it to DVD, it will be purchased and should be burned into all peoples' collective memories.

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