bə-lō'nē mō'gəls(n.pl.) 1. A group of drinkers with a shredding problem. 2. The combination of snow, booze, and metal.


Snowbird (From Idea to Reality in 24 Hours)

What was called "impossible." What was called "idiotic." What the critics believed was "the worst idea since Waterworld II," is now a reality. Boloney Moguls will be blasting SLC hard to celebrate MLK weekend and President-Elect Obama's inauguration.

We plan to stay in the crappiest part of SLC to be able to better invest our money into near-beer. The Days Inn "South" sounds pretty suitable to this guy.

The mountains: Snowbird, Solitude, Brighton, (Alta for those ski bitches). These places have elevation above 11,000 ft and verticals of more than 3000 ft.

We'll likely be sleep-deprived, altitude crushed, and on a steady diet of neer-beer, but we will be in Utah. And you won't.

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