bə-lō'nē mō'gəls(n.pl.) 1. A group of drinkers with a shredding problem. 2. The combination of snow, booze, and metal.


Boloney Moguls 09/08: None More Blacker (Coming Spring '09 to Kill You)

More metal than humanly and humanely possible, the Boloney Moguls vid “None More Blacker” is currently on location filming and is in the early phases of editing. This year’s thrilling odyssey sees Boloney Moguls tearing up hills from Pennsylvania to Vermont, from Utah to Wyoming. Such hotels ravaged in this offering include the SLL (Snow Lake Lodge for the unfamiliar) the DIS (Days Inn South) and many, many more. What happens when you combine altitude and alcohol? Boloney happens and Greatness emerges.

Be prepared for a roller coaster ride of Onesies, Weaponry, burning hair, slight man on man, antics and alcohol, metal and of course, a whole lot of shredding.

This year’s cast of characters, skiers, riders, and shredders includes the industry staples TK, DK, Dong Stoole, Power Seen, Browntown himself, Metal Meeschey, and Cappa. Making their first Boloney appearances, Pukey and aTheFilter. And of course, many, many more.

Already over budget and over indulgent, this year’s sure to be smash hit thrill ride has destroyed cameras, gear, and livers. Be sure to stay tuned for more updates and teasers.

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