bə-lō'nē mō'gəls(n.pl.) 1. A group of drinkers with a shredding problem. 2. The combination of snow, booze, and metal.


Snowbird Termination (A Machine from the Future – Sent to Shred)

From the future came a hero, or a villain. It is impossible to know its source, but at 8:15 A.M. Mountain Time at Snowbird, a robot from the future appeared. Constructed from advanced metals and adhesive, equipped with a functioning reverse tranceiver-receiver his mission was clear: to Terminate.

Without warning, it struck. Searching for John Conor and epic pow, it shredded unlike any other hunter killer time travel has. Fast turns on hard pack with mind-ray-reading deflective equipment in place, it was a machine not to be reckoned with.

Terminators on your mountain: A threat more common than you think.

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