bə-lō'nē mō'gəls(n.pl.) 1. A group of drinkers with a shredding problem. 2. The combination of snow, booze, and metal.


Boloney Goes Formal (Mini Shred, Max Style)

To ring in the New Year with style, Boloney Moguls held a raging NYE Gala at Dong Stoole's home. Drinks were had, merriment occurred, and as usual, we were unable to make it into 2009 without one rendition of Dechristianize.

The backyard mini shred was certainly a sight to see, especially because BP was so "merry" that he couldn't even make it off the roll in without eating it very, very hard.

And in case you missed it, Pukey wrote up - and performed - quite the New Year's poem to encourage one Power Seen to make yet another trek from D.C. and attend.
twas the night before new year's and all through trafalgar square,
boloneys raged and burnt each other's chest hair.
gala '08 was a night not to be missed,
when that shiny ball drops someone is gonna get kissed.
dresses, vests, and flashy shirts were worn,
over the decision to come up, power seen was torn.
coors originals and creamy beige will surely will be in stock,
just make sure bp doesn't kick you in the cock.
'don't stop me now', i'm just getting started,
the morning after someone will surely have "pre-shit-farted".
raging and drinking and debauchery all night long,
thanks to the wonderful planning of a gracious host named dong.
queen will blare and pukey will cook,
and then snuggle up in a nice little nook.
so bring out your finest and ring in the the new year,
come on, power seen, you know you wanna be here...

The night was capped off with a supreme Bindy run. For those who do not know, the Bindy is the one sandwich to rule them all. It is a delicate balance of old, tired, and tough fried chicken cutlets. A healthy dose of American cheese. The most burnt and leathery bacon available. And finally covered in a heaping dose of a most hardy of Russian dressings.

And here's a link to the last photos of 08 and the first of 09.

Next stop VT for the next chapter in Bri/DK fest, then Utah for the BIRD. 09 is not going to be able to handle being Boloned this year.

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