BUY BUY BUY (None More Blacker Excepts)

Still on the fence about purchasing None More Blacker? Well don't be a moron and buy now! Check out a few excerpts below.

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So what are you waiting for??? Order now. $5 gets you the limited edition hard copy which includes, the DVD, bonus features, the Official Soundtrack, a sticker pack, and a download code for a digital version. Order Now because supplies are running out and this price can't stay this low!!!!

Billy Mays (A Tribute to a Hero)

The great Billy Mays has fallen. Another Boloney hero has passed, but we still have his great history of products and pitch man skills to remember. "Of course I've seen the product, I know it's amazing." Below, is what I feel is a fitting tribute to a God-King among men:

The Blackest of Premieres (NMB is Here)

None More Blacker is here and was premiered with much fanfare on Saturday. The red carpet, the Death Juice, many Silver Bullets and Keystones, and of course, black outfits. The full feature was well received by the VIPs in attendance and many wish now for November, and the start of a new season, to come as fast as possible.

NMB is launching worldwide now and a few copies of the EXTREMELY Limited Edition are still available. Inquire within to order your very own!

As an added bonus for anyone who has purchased a copy of None More Blacker, you are now entitled to download the Ipod Edition, custom formatted and sized to fit your mobile device. Follow this link: http://www.vimeo.com/5368638. Then, from the lower right, select "download." Of course, not anyone can download this. You'll be asked for a password, email me to receive it. Shaun.cleary@gmail.com

Update: Paparazzi photography from the evening - Pukey - Power Seen - Mama Seen

None More Blacker is Upon Us (Premiere Time)

Here it comes. None More Blacker is officially being premiered for the general public in a stupendous red carpet event at the Dong residence. The first-ever full-length Boloney Moguls feature documents the trials and tribulations of this East Coast shred crew as they tour the world and elsewhere seeking sicky pow pow, and of course, booze.

The premiere will be held on Saturday, June 27th. Expect food, booze, and of course, plenty of metal. There will be a two drink minimum before the screening begins and sobriety will NOT be tolerated. After the initial screening - aiming for between 9 and 10 P.M. - and subsequent tar-and-feathering I will receive for the poor quality of the film, beer pong and binge drinking - as well as NMB on loop - will follow.

Dress code: None more blacker of course with a philosophy of "Dressed to Kill." Interpret however you see fit. Contact me for invite and RSVP, or any other questions.

We are accepting orders of the limited edition DVD which includes the feature as well as the official soundtrack. But they are going fast, so reserve now so you will receive your copy on the launch day.

Here, again, is the initial teaser of this epic. See you Saturday. Stay thirsty my friends.

Snow Monster Strikes Again (News Flash)

In a surprising turn of events, Washington, D.C. has been attacked by the infamous snow monster that has plagued mountains across the continent this winter. Even more shocking is the attack comes in the heat of the early Summer. Washingtonians: Watch out, he's coming for you.

This winter, we saw this mythic beast attack skiers out in Jackson Hole and Snowbird. Then we saw an attack against the gondolas at Whistler. Perhaps this beast now has a taste for metal?

Metal Music (The Soundtrack of Boloney)

Here's a quick summary of some tracks that should be burned into the ear drums of all boloners or those aspiring to boloney.

In the category of "awesome intros" I'd say that has to go to VADER's "This is War." From the start to about 2:30 is an intro so epic, I wish I entered every room with this sort of brutality.


Cool indy metal track by some college kids. Another reminder of how awful I am at guitar:


New Killswitch is on the way. Look for the new album to drop right after NONE MORE BLACKER. This song is epic:

No Plans (Masse Tequila)

So this weekend, Pukey, Dong, and myself got together for a no plans weekend. It was a great success. In a quick wrap-up, there was: a bottle of tequila crushed, a fat wad strewn about, axe throwing, surfing, MTBing, much driving, and the Feast of St. Anthony's thrown in.

Check out Pukey and myself's Picasa pages for full event imagery. But check out some of our sweet videos below:

Me, kicking the crap out of Pukey. She clearly, did not win.


Streetcar Cleary showing how to properly lob an axe in an updated version of the knife game: