bə-lō'nē mō'gəls(n.pl.) 1. A group of drinkers with a shredding problem. 2. The combination of snow, booze, and metal.


We're Going to Jackson (Pukey Poems III)

Pukey has graced the team with a sending-off of sorts:

The magic number is down to three,
Then in Jackson, some Boloneys will be.
That ‘first week in March’ is finally here,
And now the big trip they’ve been waiting for all year.
Leaving Sunday at the crack of dawn,
With the adrenaline pumping they won’t even yawn.
They’ll arrive on the slopes and stand there in awe,
With 400 inches, there’s no chance of a thaw.
A full week of shredding will be totally rad,
And lots of food and sauce will surely be had.
The drop-ins and pow pow will definitely be epic,
Corbets looks scary, I’ll try not to be a skeptic.
To make it out alive will be the true test,
No worries, there’s power in the shred vest!
Tons of new footage for NMB,
A Power Seen production you all want to see.
So, to these five boloners, good luck and have fun,
Shredding the West like BOOM DONE!


And things are looking real nice at the Hole - 7 inches in the last 24 hours.

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