bə-lō'nē mō'gəls(n.pl.) 1. A group of drinkers with a shredding problem. 2. The combination of snow, booze, and metal.

8.06.2009

Nitro Circus Season II (Bigger Budget = Bigger Death)

In a very exciting bit of news, Nitro Circus - the only thing worth watching on MTV - will be back for a second even bigger season August 27th. Judging from this teaser, things are looking very good.

8.04.2009

Shocking News (Really, I'm Just So Surprised)

Danny Kass, a drug user??? What are the chances? Come on, I just had no idea.

In breaking news from New Zealand, Danny Kass, as well as Louie Vito, have been arrested and facing charges for possession of a "not insignificant amount" of cannabis.

More info can be found over at ESPN even though details seem to be extremely sketchy.

Really, I just can't imagine this guy getting busted for drugs...



Now, if only they got Magoon too, snowboarding would be about 95% less trashy, and the entire population of park rats would loose their idols.

7.22.2009

Dimmu Borgir is Really Neat (and gives me nightmares)

Dimmu Borgir is really neat. The name itself means "dark cities" and they've been around since 1993 (wow). Check 'em out.



7.08.2009

Wild Stallions (SkitheEast)

Skitheeast/Meathead Films have finally posted a trailer for their upcoming flick. This is of course the only company I would willingly advertise here.

Preorder here:
skitheeast

Ken Block is a Badass (Subaruas are Super)

Top Gear is basically one of the most awesome shows on television and apart from Bear Grylls, the only good thing to come out of the U.K.

On Sunday's show they had Ken Block on doing bad ass stuff with a Subaru. While not exactly an 09 Forester. It will do. Kicker is that even Ken Block's rally car has a VT plate on it. Check this badassness out. Beyond just being awesome, it has some of the best camera work I have ever seen. I can't even imagine how fast those cameras were shooting to get those slow motion sections. Epic.



For further reading, check out Ken Block's part from DC MTN Labs 1.5. Subaru + Snow Park, NZ = Awesome



And this just in, looks like someone else is biting my Seenbaru style. Yes, that's right. Looks like Meathead Films have upgraded their meat wagon from that beat up Outback, to a shiny new - and well painted - Tribeca. Fine choice. I am a few months ahead of you boys though with my FORESTER. Way to keep it steezey.

7.02.2009

Free at Last, Free at Last... to get drunk (Utah back on the Radar)

Thank god, the Mormons have done something right. Clearly, after reading my critique of the SLC nightlife, the Utahans (sp?) have made the right decision and dropped the bullshit "private club" provision. Before, to enter a bar, one had to: "to fill out an application, pay a fee and become a member before they can go in for a drink."

Not awesome.

Now this has all been done away with, finally:

"Bars and drinkers are so thrilled by the new rules that they are planning what is expected to be the largest pub crawl in state history Wednesday, complete with free shuttle buses and taxis to 16 bars to commemorate what some are calling Private Club Independence Day."

Now that's a holiday I can celebrate.

All that's left is for them to stop selling that near-beer crap and we can finally relocate and make the Boloney West Compound.