Skitheeast/Meathead Films have finally posted a trailer for their upcoming flick. This is of course the only company I would willingly advertise here.
Preorder here:
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bə-lō'nē mō'gəls(n.pl.) 1. A group of drinkers with a shredding problem. 2. The combination of snow, booze, and metal.
7.08.2009
Ken Block is a Badass (Subaruas are Super)
Top Gear is basically one of the most awesome shows on television and apart from Bear Grylls, the only good thing to come out of the U.K.
On Sunday's show they had Ken Block on doing bad ass stuff with a Subaru. While not exactly an 09 Forester. It will do. Kicker is that even Ken Block's rally car has a VT plate on it. Check this badassness out. Beyond just being awesome, it has some of the best camera work I have ever seen. I can't even imagine how fast those cameras were shooting to get those slow motion sections. Epic.
For further reading, check out Ken Block's part from DC MTN Labs 1.5. Subaru + Snow Park, NZ = Awesome
And this just in, looks like someone else is biting my Seenbaru style.
Yes, that's right. Looks like Meathead Films have upgraded their meat wagon from that beat up Outback, to a shiny new - and well painted - Tribeca. Fine choice. I am a few months ahead of you boys though with my FORESTER. Way to keep it steezey.
On Sunday's show they had Ken Block on doing bad ass stuff with a Subaru. While not exactly an 09 Forester. It will do. Kicker is that even Ken Block's rally car has a VT plate on it. Check this badassness out. Beyond just being awesome, it has some of the best camera work I have ever seen. I can't even imagine how fast those cameras were shooting to get those slow motion sections. Epic.
For further reading, check out Ken Block's part from DC MTN Labs 1.5. Subaru + Snow Park, NZ = Awesome
And this just in, looks like someone else is biting my Seenbaru style.

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7.02.2009
Free at Last, Free at Last... to get drunk (Utah back on the Radar)
Thank god, the Mormons have done something right. Clearly, after reading my critique of the SLC nightlife, the Utahans (sp?) have made the right decision and dropped the bullshit "private club" provision. Before, to enter a bar, one had to: "to fill out an application, pay a fee and become a member before they can go in for a drink."
Not awesome.
Now this has all been done away with, finally:
"Bars and drinkers are so thrilled by the new rules that they are planning what is expected to be the largest pub crawl in state history Wednesday, complete with free shuttle buses and taxis to 16 bars to commemorate what some are calling Private Club Independence Day."
Now that's a holiday I can celebrate.
All that's left is for them to stop selling that near-beer crap and we can finally relocate and make the Boloney West Compound.
Not awesome.
Now this has all been done away with, finally:
"Bars and drinkers are so thrilled by the new rules that they are planning what is expected to be the largest pub crawl in state history Wednesday, complete with free shuttle buses and taxis to 16 bars to commemorate what some are calling Private Club Independence Day."
Now that's a holiday I can celebrate.
All that's left is for them to stop selling that near-beer crap and we can finally relocate and make the Boloney West Compound.
6.30.2009
BUY BUY BUY (None More Blacker Excepts)
Still on the fence about purchasing None More Blacker? Well don't be a moron and buy now! Check out a few excerpts below.
Jackson Hole - Sucking the Tetons
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So what are you waiting for??? Order now. $5 gets you the limited edition hard copy which includes, the DVD, bonus features, the Official Soundtrack, a sticker pack, and a download code for a digital version. Order Now because supplies are running out and this price can't stay this low!!!!
Jackson Hole - Sucking the Tetons
skiTHEeast
G305
So what are you waiting for??? Order now. $5 gets you the limited edition hard copy which includes, the DVD, bonus features, the Official Soundtrack, a sticker pack, and a download code for a digital version. Order Now because supplies are running out and this price can't stay this low!!!!
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None More Blacker,
Shamless self-promotion,
Video
Billy Mays (A Tribute to a Hero)
The great Billy Mays has fallen. Another Boloney hero has passed, but we still have his great history of products and pitch man skills to remember. "Of course I've seen the product, I know it's amazing." Below, is what I feel is a fitting tribute to a God-King among men:

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6.29.2009
The Blackest of Premieres (NMB is Here)
None More Blacker is here and was premiered with much fanfare on Saturday. The red carpet, the Death Juice, many Silver Bullets and Keystones, and of course, black outfits. The full feature was well received by the VIPs in attendance and many wish now for November, and the start of a new season, to come as fast as possible.
NMB is launching worldwide now and a few copies of the EXTREMELY Limited Edition are still available. Inquire within to order your very own!
As an added bonus for anyone who has purchased a copy of None More Blacker, you are now entitled to download the Ipod Edition, custom formatted and sized to fit your mobile device. Follow this link: http://www.vimeo.com/5368638. Then, from the lower right, select "download." Of course, not anyone can download this. You'll be asked for a password, email me to receive it. Shaun.cleary@gmail.com
Update: Paparazzi photography from the evening - Pukey - Power Seen - Mama Seen
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6.25.2009
None More Blacker is Upon Us (Premiere Time)
Here it comes. None More Blacker is officially being premiered for the general public in a stupendous red carpet event at the Dong residence. The first-ever full-length Boloney Moguls feature documents the trials and tribulations of this East Coast shred crew as they tour the world and elsewhere seeking sicky pow pow, and of course, booze.
The premiere will be held on Saturday, June 27th. Expect food, booze, and of course, plenty of metal. There will be a two drink minimum before the screening begins and sobriety will NOT be tolerated. After the initial screening - aiming for between 9 and 10 P.M. - and subsequent tar-and-feathering I will receive for the poor quality of the film, beer pong and binge drinking - as well as NMB on loop - will follow.
Dress code: None more blacker of course with a philosophy of "Dressed to Kill." Interpret however you see fit. Contact me for invite and RSVP, or any other questions.
We are accepting orders of the limited edition DVD which includes the feature as well as the official soundtrack. But they are going fast, so reserve now so you will receive your copy on the launch day.
Here, again, is the initial teaser of this epic. See you Saturday. Stay thirsty my friends.
The premiere will be held on Saturday, June 27th. Expect food, booze, and of course, plenty of metal. There will be a two drink minimum before the screening begins and sobriety will NOT be tolerated. After the initial screening - aiming for between 9 and 10 P.M. - and subsequent tar-and-feathering I will receive for the poor quality of the film, beer pong and binge drinking - as well as NMB on loop - will follow.
Dress code: None more blacker of course with a philosophy of "Dressed to Kill." Interpret however you see fit. Contact me for invite and RSVP, or any other questions.
We are accepting orders of the limited edition DVD which includes the feature as well as the official soundtrack. But they are going fast, so reserve now so you will receive your copy on the launch day.
Here, again, is the initial teaser of this epic. See you Saturday. Stay thirsty my friends.
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None More Blacker
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