Thank god, the Mormons have done something right. Clearly, after reading my critique of the SLC nightlife, the Utahans (sp?) have made the right decision and dropped the bullshit "private club" provision. Before, to enter a bar, one had to: "to fill out an application, pay a fee and become a member before they can go in for a drink."
Not awesome.
Now this has all been done away with, finally:
"Bars and drinkers are so thrilled by the new rules that they are planning what is expected to be the largest pub crawl in state history Wednesday, complete with free shuttle buses and taxis to 16 bars to commemorate what some are calling Private Club Independence Day."
Now that's a holiday I can celebrate.
All that's left is for them to stop selling that near-beer crap and we can finally relocate and make the Boloney West Compound.
Showing posts with label SLC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SLC. Show all posts
1.15.2009
UTAH Bound (Who Wants to Live Forever?)
Boloney Moguls is off to blast UTAH hard.The attack plan:
1. Leave from points east in New York and Washington, D.C.
2. Get sauced in airports from HOTlanta to Dallas
3. Arrive in SLC and commence operation Slaughter Salt Lake
4. Confer with Bobby Sharp about taking over the Days Inn South in lovey Midvale, Utah
5. Wake up ass early and ride SnowBird
6. Shred in what looks to be some epic bluebird days
7. Attempt to avoid the onslaught of avalanches
6. Apres-ski extremely hard
7. Repeat steps 5-6 3x
8. Cram several trips to hooters in
12.11.2008
Snowbird (From Idea to Reality in 24 Hours)
What was called "impossible." What was called "idiotic." What the critics believed was "the worst idea since Waterworld II," is now a reality. Boloney Moguls will be blasting SLC hard to celebrate MLK weekend and President-Elect Obama's inauguration.
We plan to stay in the crappiest part of SLC to be able to better invest our money into near-beer. The Days Inn "South" sounds pretty suitable to this guy.
The mountains: Snowbird, Solitude, Brighton, (Alta for those ski bitches). These places have elevation above 11,000 ft and verticals of more than 3000 ft.
We'll likely be sleep-deprived, altitude crushed, and on a steady diet of neer-beer, but we will be in Utah. And you won't.
We plan to stay in the crappiest part of SLC to be able to better invest our money into near-beer. The Days Inn "South" sounds pretty suitable to this guy.
The mountains: Snowbird, Solitude, Brighton, (Alta for those ski bitches). These places have elevation above 11,000 ft and verticals of more than 3000 ft.
We'll likely be sleep-deprived, altitude crushed, and on a steady diet of neer-beer, but we will be in Utah. And you won't.
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